do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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