whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I feel like death gave me a hand job
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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