I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
honey bunches of taint.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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