i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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