Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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