My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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