Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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