they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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