I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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