her vagine was all disorganized.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I AM VODKA MAN
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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