i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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