I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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