My friends, they love my intelligence
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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