Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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