I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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