I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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