For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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