im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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