Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Randomize