he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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