I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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