We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're my little dorito
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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