That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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