im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
God, I missed his penis.
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