Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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