I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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