Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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