someone get that fucking seahorse.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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