i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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