the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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