He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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