Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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