why didn't you poke me back
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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