I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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