You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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