The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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