Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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