His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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