Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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