Acid is not a monday night drug
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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