he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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