Duck Duck Cougar?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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