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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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