that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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