Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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