They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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