so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize