dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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