Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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