how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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